Dear Lady in the Bright Red Top,
At 6:43 in the morning, as I boarded the Sounder train, all I wanted to do was find a seat and enjoy the 20 minute ride. I plopped down in the first available seat, across for you. Generally the seats are SHARED space but you had your makeup on one seat, concealer in the cup holder and two silver purses on the last seat. It seamed that you did not have time to apply your makeup prior to boarding the train, and yet I noticed that your purple metallic eye shadow had already been carefully applied from lash to brow.
You seemed annoyed that I had come into your SPACE as if I had thrown a curve ball in your makeup routine. REALLY? I must say I had no idea it took 3 minutes on each cheek to apply bronzer. I began to get settled and ignore your daily process when your chap stick came flying at me while you listened to your IPOD ON FULL BLAST. No apology?
I sat uncomfortable and ready for the trip to be over. I stared at the blush powder on the seat thinking of the unknowing passenger who would end up with a red bottom and dry cleaning bill. Just then you redeemed yourself, you took out a cotton pad and cleaned the seat. I felt badly for mentally cursing your seat hogging makeup antics and turned to watch the rain outside.
As I looked back up I noticed you were pushing back your cuticles on your red and blue checkerboard nails and clipping the dead skin. OH MY YUCK!! Really? There is a time and place for that and the train is not it.
Lady with the purple eye shadow, bright red shirt, over sized yellow flower ring, and multiple silver purses, please put on your makeup and do your nails prior to boarding the sounder train. And if you cannot please purchase CAUTION tape to warn tired passengers that the 4 seats are in fact taken.
All the best,
A passenger who needs more coffee
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